My sisters boyfriend makes the MTV awards worth watching.
Here’s some of his best quotes…
Wait isn’t he (Charlie sheen) supposed to me on house arrest? That damb fiat commercial lied to me
Here’s some of his best quotes…
Wait isn’t he (Charlie sheen) supposed to me on house arrest? That damb fiat commercial lied to me
I should be packing but I have lost motivation.
I’m going on a road trip this month. The plan is to drive up, stay with random friends for 2 weeks then drive back down. I’m starting to get nervous that no one will want me to stay with them and I will be forced to use all of my trip fund to stay in a hotel. I don’t know if this is a legitimate concern or if my anxiety is getting the better of me.
On Facebook I’m like:
To my other single friends I’m like:
On the inside I’m like:
life:
In 1944, LIFE’s Alfred Eisenstaedt captured a private moment repeated in public millions of times over the course of the war: a guy, a girl, a goodbye — and no assurance that he’ll make it back. By war’s end, more than 400,000 American troops had been killed.
See more photos here.
He is one of my favorite photographers.
Adult sized Capri Suns are real and I’m getting some.
Guys is this happening!


(Source: skunkfunnky, via liamdryden)
My mom just asked what x-men is about…
My mom is reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” on her iPad, but doesn’t know how to download them so I have to do it for her…